by Doğa Karaalp

To be suspended from Citadel Academy is hard. Damaging the school property? Covered. Cause your classmate severe injuries? Didn't happen. Illegal substances? Children of the Magnum Sanguines are just too pure. Commit unspeakable atrocities and all will be pardonned only if you beg for the absolvent God's forgiveness. But blasphemy...

Blasphemy is where the line was drawn, and only blasphemy got you in so much trouble with the Church officials and the Cardinal Court... Except having an expensive surname proves to have its advantages when your family convinces the conclave it was in fact: a mental illness.

That said; nurses practicing exorcism and reading passages from the Holy Gospel is not the best way to treat mental illnesses, but Dante still preferred it to having his brain electrocuted. To be fair one could count a lot of things better than being electrocuted; like reading dusty books in a haunted library, discussing the meaning of life with cat-size rats, taking red-prescription medication until you pass out on the hospital floor or even the awful canned sardines they served here in Arkham Mental Hospital... but that is beside the point...